PENIS EXTENDER

Penis extender: an object that makes your dick large

Tom: I need a penis extender my penis is so small

Harry: I agree

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penis balls in my vagina

when an awesome epic wiener is inserted directly into a warm wet slimy puss, it then grows balls.

guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”

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a girl who takes her boyfriend’s penis so good

x; “my girl is my penis princess”

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To cross one's penis is the most romantic gesture commonly used to wish for luck.

S/he had his/her penis crossed and wished for some luck while preordering the ps5

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an object that helps your penis get longer

Person 1: penis panels
person 2: ok

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grease that is on a penis or someone that is terrible at a activity

BRO THAT GUY IS FUCKING PENIS GREASE AT THIS GAME

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An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male

“Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”