Dick Misering

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.

Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.

by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

dick salt

the sweaty substance that develops on a males penis

Jodi licked the dick salt off off my dickhole.

by jiff9 October 21, 2010

dick-jargon

Talking like a cock. A type of incoherent language mainly associated with being a dick

Boy: All I want to do is sit on a nice cock, suck on a nice dick

Boy2: Mate, you're talking in dick-jargon

by Willis McGee July 20, 2006

Dick Knickers

A pair of pants that are so tight your dick shows.

fiberlighT is making a new line of pants, they look like Dick Knickers

by OmOmOm September 26, 2006

dicked in the head

messed up, insane, screwy

Stay away from that guy, he's dicked in the head!

by Steve July 10, 2005

Dick Munker

A person who compulsively Jerks off with fervor, has white knuckles from inner tension, and tends to be slathered or heavily encrusted in Gobs of Man Milk.

These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.

"Fuck you, Dick Munker!"

by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005

she-dick

It's when a woman has a really large clit, large enough to be a somewhat of a little dick.

"Wow, that wrestler Chyna sure has a she-dick"

by Tabitha Face September 1, 2007