milk the tube steak 

To touch one's self unnecessarily in genital area. Also known as jerkin' off, or chokin' the chicken.

Jesse loves to milk the tube steak day after day.

Lindsay will help Jesse milk his tube steak.

milk the tube steak by James The Big Cocked Man February 24, 2009

under the table 

equivalent of lowkey

this is ttly under the table news but jesse and tammy are going outtt.:]]

under the table by deanaEATSCAKE!lawl July 3, 2009

throw in the towel 

To give up or surrender. Probably related in origin to throwing up the white flag, which also indicates surrender.

When I was losing by 5 in the game of Don't Throw The Towel in the Bucket with a minute remaining, I realized it was hopeless and decided to just throw in the towel.

throw in the towel by Nick D July 4, 2004

The Taliban 

The act of deficating on your parnters face while having sex and smiring it around then throwing recycled pubic hairs on the face of whom you smired the feces on thus representing a middle eastern man. WORKS BEST WHEN X-LAX IS INVOLVED.

I totally pulled the taliban on that girl last night.

The Taliban by scrillanftk April 27, 2009

The Travis 

A small but angry closet homosexual whose ass waters if you whisper in his ear "cock, cock, cock".

Friend 1: Last night my boyfriend and I were attempting to copulate but I couldn't get wet!

Friend 2: You should have pulled "The Travis" on him.

Friend 1: What is "The Travis"?

Friend 2: It's when you whisper cock, cock, cock into his ear, it will make his ass water.....problem solved!!

The Travis by Concerned Shipmate........ November 27, 2012

passing the torch 

Lighting ones pubic hairs aflame and then proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse, thereby setting your partners pubic follicles alight.

"I totally singed her hairs off after passing the torch and fucking her brains out"

passing the torch by OlympianGangsta October 25, 2009

"The Token No" 

the token no- in a situation of dating, flirting, etc., when a girl says NO, but does not mean it. The token no can be used as an advance to continue whatever the action was. -Also, the "token no" is used by women to play the role of a women and can be used to show interest in an action, or conversation, (through attraction) and not seem like a slut.

1. I was busting on the girl from the bar, and she gave me "The Token No"- After that, I really cranked up the cocky+funny!!
2. she was trying to test me to see if i was a wussy, so she used the "Token No." man, after that I really kept pushing her! you know I did well that night!!

"The Token No" by Fan of "David DeAngelo April 30, 2006