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National Suck a Dick Day

Woman: "Hey it's national suck a dick day and I'm not racist so take your pants off!"
Man: "OK bitch!"
by anonymous April 2, 2021
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Suck dick day!

November 22th.

U have to Get u a blow
by Facts facts facts November 21, 2019
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Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017
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sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls
by mazza98 January 18, 2023
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Suck my ass

To have sex with a homo
by Fggfddsserrgbbnhh6556 November 11, 2019
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sucks-a-dueke

A reference made towards the one particular individual in your fantasy football league who is unable to surpass 2 wins in an entire season.
That team sure "sucks-a-dueke"
by Undefeated October 25, 2009
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scum sucking whore bag

Slutty ugly disgracful girls that have no respect for a fellow girls relationship and will do whatever they possibly can to ruin things for everyone else because they are narssisictic cunts with no regard for anyone else’s feelings because they think the world revolves around them
why did your relationship end? Because of that Scum Sucking Whore Bag that hooked up with my boyfriend.
by Tmdawggg February 9, 2018
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