dick of the week 

The unwitting gentleman who ends up in a relationship with a serial monogamist who changes boyfriends so often it's hard to keep up.

OMG! That girl's Facebook page says "in a relationship" for the 3rd time this month. I wonder if that guy knows he's just the dick of the week.

dick of the week by Beefmaster Matrix February 14, 2015

dick muncher 

dick muncher

people can be such dick munchers

dick muncher by MYNAMEisjeff1 February 26, 2015

Dick Bean

Someone who continuously fucks things up, Does something dumb, or wastes money on pointless shit.

Person one: Dude did you that lifted truck with the fox suspension and mudding tires drive by? That's sick!

Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.

Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!

Dick Bean by Washoe March 10, 2015

dick milkshake

Where you make a milkshake after preforming the act of self pleasure to re-hydrate and give a tasty snack.

"I just made a dick milkshake!"

dick milkshake by Phil Lebertson April 22, 2015

Dick Balloon 

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.

"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"

Dick Balloon by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015

Dick Brush 

A large mustache that cleans a dick when a blow job is given by a mustachiod man.

"Hey man, nice dick brush"
"Wow, his mustache is so big that it's a perfect dick brush."

Dick Brush by Hoody802 May 10, 2015

dick nek 

A person who knows nothing about what they claim to know everything about. A woman's throat. An idiot.

He's such a dick nek he has no clue what he's doing. Damn I was with this chic last night and she has great dick nek. You're such a dick nek. Dick nek

dick nek by Big Foots Dick July 13, 2015