double coyote ugly 

Just like coyote ugly, except that since you absolutely don't want her to wake up, you gnaw off your free arm first - for practice!

Man, she was so ugly, I thought I'd have to do a double coyote ugly move, just to make sure I ddidn't flinch or whimper!

double coyote ugly by SuperCabbie October 4, 2007

double homicide 

1.) literal killing of two people sometimes falls into the territory of murder-suicide with no note.
2.) Hardcore aggressive profanity laced retorts when you see them used at the same time. Sometimes the language is mixed with ethnic slur laced prison language. Noted when fuck is used in an aggressive tone,

Oh shit did that investigative journalist use double homicide retorts to the plagiarist behind the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair; fuck he plagiarized the writer behind The Cabbie Homicide. I read a little history about him the first time he took a swipe was with a pen drawing he did in 1997 as it was introduced in a chatroom. It was a KKK hanging from a tree like they'd do when they lynch someone. Don't ever lie to his face or throw a slur combined with the r-word at him because he would throw the fuck into the ground, as he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green when he was 19. When he introduced The Cabbie Homicide he shown the literary community he wrote the horror approach as it was a bullhorn for him.

double homicide by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

double-pack

The proper term for holding a weapon in each hand. Often confused with the incorrect term of "akimbo".

double-pack by Bob April 20, 2003

double end 

To double end is to vomit and shit at the same time. This can occur after a huge night of drinking, or after shagging a dyke!

Trent drank so much goon, the morning after he double ended on the toilet!

double end by mr fist December 27, 2005

double-take runny red sock 

It's what happens when you get out of a long hot shower, and your dog just so happens to lick your saggy asshole - and you turn your back of course since you are in utter disgust by the situation, but can't help being somewhat aroused.. So you turn around again and let your dog go to town.

After I got out of the shower I enjoyed not one, but two double-take runny red socks - and boy am I exhausted.

double-take runny red sock by WAUF March 31, 2008

Double dock 

when two men stick there dicks in a girl, one in the butt and one in the vagina. During this occasion the girl must scream sailor songs.

"i was totally shit-faced when me and Mike where double docking Susie'"

"do you like my mom" "yah i would double dock that bitch all night"

Double dock by Matt schreiber November 15, 2009

Double Jew Bluff 

Jewish people are known for their savvy and quick business wit. A double Jew bluff is the epitomy of this trait. A double Jew bluff is when a Jew and non Jew enter into an agreement meant to be mutually beneficial yet somehow and without fail, the Jew manages to benefit twice while the non Jew pays dearly yet still believes he's gotten the best deal.

Person 1: "Did you hear about jeremie (non Jew)?"
Person 2: "no, what happened"
Person 1: "He and Mike(Jew) agreed to swap work shifts, but after Jeremie had already covered his, Mike told him he would be happy to cover his but that there would be a special guest speaker at work that day. Jeremie immediately agreed to work believing he got the better deal"
Person 2: "Wow- Mike totally double Jew bluffed him"

Example 2: "Did you see the latest West Bank saga? They totally double Jew bluffed the Palestinians out of more land yet again!"

Example 3: Jesus was the ultimate double Jew bluffer. He tricked Judas by allowing him to deceive him and turn him over to the Romans. He did this because he knew it would ultimately lead to his crucifixion, resurrection and ultimately- save Christianity. The ultimate double Jew bluff indeed.

Double Jew Bluff by Little donkey April 23, 2014