Water Salute

Water sports. When two partners, male or female, line up beside a third mate, and unleash their warm golden showers upon them in an arch like spray. Similar to that of a water salute given to a departing plane on a runway.

Tonya loves water sports and nothing more than a hot, wet water salute.

Water Salute by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2016

Water Bottom 

To suffer from severe diarrhea, the hershey squirts. Nothing but liquid shit sprays from your body in assplosion after gut wrenching assplosion.

Im going to have to go home braaaaahhh. I got water bottom today from bad oysters last night. I'm leaking in my grunders.

Water Bottom by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Water The Ferns 

A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.

"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse

Water The Ferns by ScopeyUK June 21, 2017

Water Polo

The only sport where you can legally drown someone without going to jail.

Man, I wish life were like water polo. Try to kill someone and get sent to the ejection box for 20 seconds.

Water Polo by Soccerplayer_showtunes January 16, 2019

water bounce 

When during the act of love-making the male or female urinates, ejecting the penis from the vaginal cavity.

Max while love-making Christine, water bounced himself right out of her pussy.

water bounce by nosaj-enitsirhc January 2, 2010

Water Temple 

A level in the game, "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time." Regarded by many as one of the most tedious and difficult levels ever conceived. Also one of the leading causes of divorce amongst gamer couples.

Spouse A: Honey, will you help me with this Water Temple?
Spouse B: Sure!

Water Temple by Psychotic Pseudonym September 25, 2009

water sports 

Sexual activity in which urine is involved. The presence of urine is generally considered erotic for those indulging in the urine related activities.

What I wouldn't give for some hot chick to take a piss on me right now. I am a total 'water sports' freak.

water sports by Champ April 8, 2002