vacationship

a relationship that is only acknowledged when one or both parties are on vacation

Me: I love going to Vegas! I get to gamble, go to the fights, hit the clubs and visit my girl!

friend: I didn't know you were in a relationship?

me: I'm not, we only see each other when we're on vacation. It's better than a relationship, it's a vacationship!

by Franky PV November 18, 2011

False Vibration

False Vibration is what happens when you are waiting for a text or call and your cell phone is in your pocket. You think you feel your cell phone vibrate and you pull it out but it was just a false vibration. False vibrations usually result in great disappointment.

*Shopping at the mall with a friend*
You: Oh I think I just got a text message! Oh never mind it was just a false vibration.

Your phone is on vibrate and in your pocket. Suddenly you feel it vibrate and you get excited. You pull out your phone but unfortunately it was just a false vibration.

by ALF613 May 3, 2010

Non-versation

definition 1: A non-versation is when one person talks and talks and talks while the other doesn't listen. Afterward the non-listening person can barely remember what they said, therefore it was a non-versation because it was a conversation that they really can't remember.

definition 2: A non-versation is a conversation so boring one person practically falls asleep therefore the conversation didn't happen.

example1:

non-listener and non listeners friend converse:

non-listeners friend: So how was your sleepover with Jessica?

non-listener:I can hardly remember anything, her dvder stopped working so we started talking but the whole thing was a giant non-versation after that.

example 2:
Boring Talker: And so then the dioframe ate its chikchikaroo and I picked my nose! It was unreal!!!

Bored Person; Zzzzzzzzzzzzz... sorry what was that???

by chikchikaroo January 5, 2011

PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome

The frequent sensation that your phone is vibrating in your back pocket when, in fact, it is not. This is usually associated with shifting internal gas or the anticipation of a booty text.

Todd texted me the "What's up" and we hooked up the other week, but since then, nothin. I 've developed a bad case of PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome.

by lilyp0tter July 12, 2011

vacation

erotic pleasure for a man lasting approximately 45 minutes

ryan went on vacation with caitlin while samir went on vacation surfing the internet

by wilhelm June 25, 2004

Vacation Set

An obsessive workout set that occurs 3-5 days prior to a vacation in hopes of improving one's looks.

Jon worked tirelessly on his vacation set at the gym in hopes of looking good for the ladies at the Jersey Shore.

by stinky July 29, 2004

VacationGF

When someone goes "wtf, WHEN have you ever had sex?", -with a fictional girl on vacation. Amy..what was her last name..she didnt say. A vacationGF may not always be an imaginary person, if a hotel waitress smiles at you that means she wants to have sex with you and therefore you had sex with her. Similar to a WhereIusedtoliveGF and FromMyOldWorkGF.

dont lie youve never had sex. "I have she was a vacationGF you wouldnt know her" bullshit "Its not, she was as wet as a ducks belly as soon as she saw me in the pool" how did you know if she was in the pool? :s "fuck off alright"

by ThE-ShIt@RaVes August 31, 2011