Old timer

When you are in the shower and you let your hand get wrinkly from the water, so it looks like an old person's hand, before you start masturbating.

He's been in the shower for almost half an hour now! He must be giving himself an old timer.

by Waldoski November 28, 2007

Justin Timberfake from The Fagstreet Gays

Exaggerated way of saying someone's gay.

He's so queer, he's Justin Timberfake from The Fagstreet Gays

by jormeidt March 31, 2007

timmer

verb - to poop. You know...like poop.

Tiffany: Gee Miffy, you were gone for a while, did you have to timmer?

Miffy: Yeah. I so timmered.

by Mighty B October 25, 2006

Shiver me Timbers

Pirate lingo meaning to masturbate

Arrr... tis a lonely night, perhaps i'll shiver me timbers.

by Cack December 23, 2004

Justin Timberlake

One of the gayest mothafucka's ever... he's a prime example of a wigger. He had everyone following his wanksta lead until the super bowl incident with Janet Jackson... he didn't want to be black after that. He even tried to grow corn rows once, but cut them off after i threatened to kick his ass for mocking black and white people that way.

Sour Vaginal Ordor.

Keisha - Damn... girl what's that smell comin' from between your legs?

Le Le - What smell? You surious?

Keisha - Yeah bitch... smells like Justin Timberlake.

Le Le - I better schedule a doctor's appointment..

by I. Jackson December 6, 2004

Timberland Threesome

When a woman takes it both in the anally and orally simultaneously. both men synchronize their pushing, and pulling to represent a saw cutting through a piece of lumber in the frigid wilderness. The first man to finish is the winner and yells "TIMBERRRRR!" and then pushes the remaining quests off of the bed.

Doctor: Debby, how did you break your leg?

Debby: Well you see, it's because I participated in a Timberland Threesome

by mycatseatcheese August 10, 2013

Shiver me timbers

Suck my balls.

Hey babe, I like it when you shiver me timbers...

by ZuZu Blackstone September 5, 2011