envelopmental therapy

miracle of the the male getting sex, the envelopment of the penis by any means necessary gay, straight, masturbation...etc. -the 'hiding of the salami', and its' peripheral psychological benefits, -ie: envelopmental therapy

-this is a proven stress reliever for the male, 'bargaining chip' for the female!! -plays golf with the relief valve on any appliance! (currency for the female, see: 'poons'!!)

john was crying over his status, he needed a little envelopmental therapy!!

worlds away, a human would have given john some envelopmental therapy

by michael foolsley October 23, 2010

Chocolate Therapy

When you solve your problems by eating mass amounts of chocolate.

Cindy was pissed that Roy broke up with her, but she quickly cured it with some chocolate therapy.

by Chocotherapy911 March 26, 2010

physical therapy

Someone who went to school for 7yrs to tell someone how to stretch. A glorified personal trainer.

Physical therapy is IMPORTANT, no doubt. I had surgery for an unstable shoulder, which didn't work, while strengthening my shoulder muscles did. However, I learned the exercises and stretches on youtube, no need to attend school for 7yrs taking ridiculously hard classes and needing a 3.8gpa...

by BitchNiggaHoeFag November 19, 2015

Mask Therapy

When someone deliberately uses masks to ignite their creativity, such as donning a face mask while venturing in the wilderness or in an open air surrounding, with no one around, in the hope of getting some novel ideas for a project, or of experiencing an aha to a wicked problem.

After being stuck for weeks with an unsolved math problem, Prof. Dean decided to go for a mask therapy, by trekking some off-campus mountainous region, and hoping to be rewarded with some insight during the trip.

by MathPlus June 21, 2021

Therapist

Normally known as a registered doctor who treats physiological issues within yourself, a Therapist is also known as “The Rapist”.

When used as “The Rapist”, the appropriate context to use it would be to describe a sexually-centered individual.

Also can be used interchangeably with perverted.

Note that this could make a wonderful inside joke around individuals unaware of the true meaning of "Therapist".

Girl 1: "Ooh, girl, you know that all that boy ever thinks about is sex!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, he's a therapist!"

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Guy 1: "That chick keeps on smacking my butt every day she sees me!"

Guy 2: "Yo, that's because she's a freaking therapist!"

by WowzerzGurl November 20, 2010

Therapist

Someone rich betas and hoes pay tons of money to tell them sweet lies

After getting fucked and dumped by hundreds of guys, Angel has been visiting a therapist to make her feel she's special.

by Chaxxx February 23, 2019

beauty therapist

Something girls become when they fail at life. Generally they will not be beautiful themselves nor will their paying victims be, once they have covered them in fake tan, half a tub of mac concealer and some eyelashes that look like they belong on a horse.

Boy: So what do you do for a living
Girl: I'm a beauty therapist
Boy: That's not a real thing. Next.

by Xipe Totec June 20, 2016