Outsider-Test of Faith

With so many unique, often opposing, religious Directives, Dictates and Dogma--is faith really the strong foundation and reliable measure of truth on which to base belief?

So, what's the best definition of faith?
How about: pretending to know something that you don't know.
Take the Outsider-Test of Faith and see if your personal savior, shake, shayman, god or other mythologic figure survives the challenge...

by YAWA June 10, 2018

The girlfriend test

When a person is not sure whether they want to date a girl they have been hanging out with. You perform the Girlfriend test: Plan on hanging out with her and before you hang out with her that day, masturbate. If you still want to hang out with her afterwards she passes the girlfriend test. If you don't want to hang out with her anymore then it is strictly hormonal driven.

I wanted to know if this girl was girlfriend material so i did the girlfriend test.

by Tlutt13 March 14, 2011

testicular homicide

Killing or being killed by the blunt force trauma of a testical. Or any variation thereof.

IE ~ testicals shoved down your throat, therefore causing asphyxiation and death. Or having ones testicals kicked so hard that one falls unconscious & chokes to death on one ones vomit. This would all be a Testicular Homicide.

by Len Bayne September 30, 2007

Pregnancy Test

The magic wand that can make a man dissappear

Pregnant Girl:James, I took a pregnancy test and it says I'm pregnant.

James:I'm leaving you

by sammydagreat November 13, 2010

Tessie

the perfect girl. a gorgeous, kind girl.
every man would want to have. if you know a Tessie make your move now. A trustworthy girl. You would be very lucky to have a Tessie in your life and never let her go. She is a very smart and funny girl. She is also very outgoing and athletic. But don't get on her bad side. She is very loving and a beautiful girl.

Tessie is cool.

by will101 June 13, 2014

Testicuzzi

To get this to work, you need to get a chick to gargle a gigantic mouthful of warm water. You then get on top of her face and teabag her. It should be just like a jacuzzi for your balls! (Pronounced Test-i-coo-zee)

My balls have never felt better then when Cara gave them a testicuzzi

by Brian H October 26, 2005

tessy

a sexy woman who is also smart and gets the boys with her wittiness and charm.

Girl 1: hey is that tessy?

Girl 2: Nah that's sexy tessy.

Boy 1: I want me some of that!

by olivetree of wisdom November 22, 2013