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tessy is to describe a women's beauty.
That girl is tessy
tessy by XXXDUCKBLASTERXXX February 22, 2020
She is a very caring person. She is caring encourage and smart. She loves her family above anything. She loves being wearing trendy clothes. She loves helping people. She loves talking to people. She jumps to conclusion before listening to the real story. She loves fruits
Hang out with tessy
Tessy by Use June 24, 2019
Commonly known as a courtesy wipe.
after taking a dump, Davey returned to the bathroom to wipe again and get the leftovers, thus a tessy
Tessy by Baybay16 August 18, 2016
A selfie with an exposed testicle, where the person has given consent.
My brother took a tessy with a guy on the subway.
Tessy by newdef August 27, 2021

Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti 

A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret
"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"

two ton tessy 

a enormously fat fucking female.
weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.
two ton tessy by shenzy August 8, 2008
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