soggy saddlebags

labia majora displaying a particularly high moisture reading

when ferreting twixt her legs, he was pleasantly surprised to discover well stimulated soggy saddlebags

by The Bard January 3, 2007

Side Saddle

An awkward or unorthodox method of sitting in a chair due to one's hemmerhoids flaring up.

Adam sits side saddle while typing at work

by Bakar April 25, 2004

Scuddle

a fancy word for freak/nutsack/homo

oooooooo shit. you's a scuddle mofo, sheeeeitt

by Jeffery Shankabum September 24, 2006

Blazing Saddles

While fornicating with a fine biddy, pour tabasco on your dick and make the bitch ride your cock.

I took this chick back to my farmhouse and let her ride my blazing saddles.

by BitchNigga12675 March 8, 2011

Blazing Saddle

Sexual position wherein a woman rides a man reverse cowgirl while he takes a dump on the toilet.

Tommy thought that he liked blumpkins, but when Suzie upgraded him to a Blazing Saddle, he found his new favorite position.

by pattenhere April 16, 2010

Blazing Saddle

When you are hitting her in cow girl position, but her pussy is so hairy that your dick gets a carpet burn

Me and Mackenzie were getting it on last night, but she gave me a blazing saddle.

by Baconman20 December 11, 2017

Scuddlebutt

Scuddlebutt is when your out at sea and the crew is feeling mutinous

The Captain was weary of the crews scuddlebutt

by Baller6999 May 16, 2011