Jail Suck

The forced act of male oral sex, preformed by one man to another to where domination and humiliation is the key pleasure more so than the sexual act itself.

That bloke looks like he's good for a Jail Suck

by Major McGoverner December 27, 2010

fuck the suck

What a Marine says when he is totally and wholly pissed the fuck off at the Marine Corps.

It is friggin hot, sand in my ass and treeless here. "Fuck the Suck" I am ready to go home to kick Jodi's ass and get Suzi Q back."

by Sigman July 9, 2006

suck-hole

A person who is eager to please authorities such as teachers, parents etc...

"Jimmy always offers to help the teacher, he is such a big suck-hole". also short form "suck": "Jimmy is a suck"

Canadian slang, widespread in 60's to 80's

by suck-hole September 13, 2009

suck wind

In business, to perform very poorly.

The company's revenues are off 20%, profits are down 25%. They are really sucking wind.

by Krace November 16, 2004

Suck for Luck

A(n) NFL team that has not won a game in the 2011 season in order to draft with the first overall pick in the 2012 NFL Draft to select Andrew Luck, the best QB prospect since Peyton Manning.

Phil: What's Suck for Luck?

Tim: It's what the Dolphins are doing. They're losing so they can get Andrew Luck.

Phil: Good. He can make this team win.

by BigCisROFLin' October 24, 2011

sucking fucks

something just completely sucks.

Bob said,"I got grounded last night."
Then I said,"That sucking fucks."

by Ty W. March 21, 2008

Lions Suck

The Detroit Lions. Any Year. Regardless of how well they seem to be performing this (any) season.

Unrealistic/Fair Weather Fan: The Lions are winning!

Realistic Fan: The Lions suck. They've sucked for the last 50 years and will always suck. Don't worry, they will save Defeat from the jaws of Victory.

by Bozo Theclown January 8, 2012