squalto

When you go into a bathroom and dont feel like sitting on the actual toilet seat and end up hovering over as you drop a fat douce. It originated in England the 18th century when upper class women didnt want to get an anal herpes.

Also a cult movement where many males gather and shit on each others chests.

The Queen of England: Ello would you like to take a squalto with me?

Andrew: Hey Levi!
Levi: Whats up?
Andrew: Im kind of cold, do you want to come over here and squalto all over me?
Levi: You betcha!!

by A-lick and young Lezee September 28, 2008

squalorance

Ability to tolerate living in mess or squalor.

My houseguests evidently have a higher squalorance than I.

by Eric Squair September 5, 2007

Squaitoraids

The combination of Squaids and Gatoraids this is even more serious shit then Ray William Johnsons Squaids. DONT FUCK WITH SQUAITORAIDS!!!!!

The squirrel was butt fucked by the gator and got Squaitoraids.

by T-Man Achmenrah January 15, 2010

Squat Blossom

Poop, Shit

Your full of Squat Blossom

by Wrmage7 May 19, 2010

Squat Brothel

Make shift temporary Brothels set up in abandoned foreclosed houses.

Due to the large amount of abandoned homes in US cities, people are setting up squat brothels as temporary whore houses.

by CNTSTPDRMN July 27, 2011

squataholic

Ones who squats all the time

Lola is a squataholic. She squats everywhere.

by Lola Leftnagle September 22, 2012

Squalrus

The act of a woman receiving anal sex from a tusk.

Carly gets turned on when she's at the zoo because she wants to squalrus with the tusks.

by Connor Faggot November 30, 2014