Squalrus 

1. A personification of squalor; autonomous filth
2. the apathetic attitude developed by those living in lowly conditions for the pupose of coping

This house is so squalrus, there are pubes on the coffee table.

Squalrus by El Squalrus December 1, 2009

Squalrus 

The act of a woman receiving anal sex from a tusk.

Carly gets turned on when she's at the zoo because she wants to squalrus with the tusks.

Squalrus by Connor Faggot November 30, 2014