cock smooch

One who is more interested in sealing the deal when trying to hook up and will do just about anything in his powers to achieve his goal as opposed to having a good time and getting wasted.

See (Insert Cock Smooch's Name Here) over there, it looks like he is drinking his beer, but he really isn't. What a fucking cock smooch.

by Rusty Gate May 13, 2005

Scooching

Action of a dog running his ass across a carpet

Fido is scooching on my Ikea rug

by J Conde October 27, 2005

Scooch a gooch

Caroline's mom uses it as a phrase for "scoot over," but it can used for an exclamation at anytime; like instead of "Shit!" or "Oh no!" ou can yell this.

1.) Hey fat ass, mind scooching a goose? I'm not that thin either!

2.)Bobby Flay: Oh scooch a gooch! My show got cancelled again!

by billySusan May 15, 2008

Scoochie Butt

When a dog runs in a playful manner in a slightly hunched position with it’s hind end tucked slightly.

Every time we wash our dog Cubby, he’s so happy afterward he zips all over the house doing “scoochie butt”.

by Charlie B'Hoink July 2, 2011

smoochy woochy poochy

Another word for weed, Marijuana that will most likely get you beat up as a drug dealer.

Guy 1: Man you got the stuff?
Guy 2: Yeahh! I got that Smoochy Woochy Poochy man.
Guy 1: Dude wtf keep it low key.

by Unicornflufcupcakesprinklemagi November 28, 2018

cockelberry smoochound

One who exhibits great deals of ass-kissing. A slang term for one who is a cocksmoocher only more enthusiastic. Derived from the wiley cartoon character, "Huckelberry Hounddog".

Hey, cockelberry smoochound you look like a huge boner in that hat.

by Joes' April 21, 2008

Root Smoocher

Is a GAY man who loves big black dirty cock in his ass.

“ hey Jerome, I’m feeling like a good root smoochin in my ass right now”. Yes my nukka im giving you all 12” of my root smoocher

by Sappahire January 18, 2019