Slap the ham

Masturbate

Similar to Beat your meat

I'm going to go slap the ham

by Catsh!t June 23, 2019

barber slap

A singular slap to the back of the neck when someone you know recently has a haircut within the past a day or two

Man, this haircut is awesome but I've been getting barber slaps all day

by Dreamon313 May 22, 2016

Slavic Slap

The Slavic slap is the standard go-to European combat punch. It’s like half-fist and half-slap. It usually comes from behind in the sucker punch format and is utilized in most European football setting whether on the field or in the stands. Not as effective as a full on punch to the face but the element of surprise is what makes the Slavic slap one to be respected and feared. It can come out of anywhere.

Man did watch that Steau Bucharest game versus Red Star Belgrade. That brawl was intense.....that guy from the bench came out of nowhere to deliver the Slavic slap to the Red Star player.

by Z rocket December 24, 2019

National Dick slap day

On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.

Today I grabbed 69 dicks for National Dick slap day.

by Big nasty 69 May 25, 2018

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.

Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 30, 2009

Slapass Friday

Any given Friday when people choose to run around slapping anyone and everyone's asses. Usually, a male slaps a female's ass, and it's automatically considered okay for no reason other than the boy has proclaimed it "Slapass Friday."

BOY: *slaps girl's ass*
GIRL: What was that for, you prick?
BOY: Slapass Friday!

by Rachel Retardation December 1, 2006

dope slap

A light "whappp" to the back of the head, done with an open palm in an upward motion. The physical equivalent of the phrase, "Whatta you, a moron?!"

Someone oughta give that damn Illinois driver a dope slap for driving like an idiot!

by JonathanChance June 28, 2003