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fake smile

The kind of smile you give when you see someone you strongly dislike (i.e. a raging whore or someone's creepy boyfriend).
Steph: HEY!
Hali: *fake smile* heyyyy
by Jamaal and Boquifa February 4, 2009
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Pocket Sized Porn

Pocket Sized Porn is Porn played on your pocket sized or mobile device (iPhone, iPod, Zune, iTouch, ect). Porn is sent to your device by web site download or played on your web enabled device.
The web site Pocket Sized Porn offers mobile users both formats. Users can log on to the website PocketSizedPorn from an iPhone and play porn on the iPhone without downloading, or they can connect an iPod to the PC and download from the PC version of the website.
by iPhone Porn PocketSizedPorn October 13, 2008
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Keelan-size

Larger than average. Most typically applied to a Jack & Coke at the pub.
Greetings barkeep. I shall have a Jack & Coke...and Keelan-size that.
by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004
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smile.jpg

An image of a grinning man's face, photoshopped on top of a snarling dog's face, modified a little more and mixed together so it looks like a dog with a giant head with sharp teeth. At first, it scares the hell out of you but if you take some time to look at it, it isn't that bad. There are rumors going around that it will drive you insane, but that only happens if you hide from it.
It's so easy to see that smile.jpg is photoshopped. The bright colors just make it less noticeable.
by Smile.cat July 9, 2009
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Smile

To cause the corners of one's lips to twirl upwards, even if just slightly. Associated with happiness.

Online, to replace the smile, the following smileys are often used: ^_^, :), =) plus other variations. Those can be replaced by a simple *smiles*.
A faint smile graced the young girl's pallid lips, as her feet gently slid across the grass.
by Noctiluca May 13, 2005
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size

usually under the question "What's your size?", it would be penis length to males and breast cup size to females.
"What's your name? What's your size?"
by Tarrell Bets January 23, 2004
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phil-sized

1. An excessively large image, in resolution too high to display in the average browser window of a 1280x1024 screen. Usually the subject is a hot chick, and often the high resolution displays less than flattering detail.

2. Any excessive thing in form, or style.
I just got a new phil-sized garage for my 18 cars.
by shack November 30, 2004
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