The amount of time required to complete a task one has failed to complete, and is being scolded about.
Teacher: Why can't you write your name legibly on your tests? It only takes Two Seconds to write your name.
Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?
Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?
by suecra13 November 09, 2011
"A girl friend, or wife." If we're getting more urban with it, but it could apply to any friend, partner, helper etc. who would maybe say the same about you, in an equally endearing but dominant gesture. "He's my second hand around here.", so it could be a Son on the farm who also knows how to run things, but has a boss, teacher or, as in this example, a Father. There's an element of a derogatory nature potentially implied with this comment, but it's not a requirement, in it's usage. Speaking of which is probably dated. Maybe it's usage has shifted that way over the years and run it's self out.
He's my second hand around here. Without him I would struggle like I've only got one hand! Also young Johnny has a brand new "second hand", his wife Jill, to add to the family that support each other.
by MasterJamez November 22, 2016
"It's become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." - Sean Avery
by McRust December 04, 2008
*thows grenade at wall by accident; rolls back to your feet. Oh no second incoming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...OH NOES!
by HungryNoobivore February 03, 2010
Fleshlight Seconds is fucking your Fleshlight again without cleaning it and using your own cum as lube.
by eda-skip November 01, 2021
by warren November 27, 2002
A very, VERY addicting online game created by Linden Labs. its just basically real life, but you fly, build items, and pretty much do anything imaginable.
by Jonny Shadow August 07, 2008