ritter

to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").

Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.

Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.

Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!

by sprog74 October 25, 2009

Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie

To create a Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie, first take a pie tin, and shit in it. Pat the shit down as the crust. In a seperate bowl, piss in the bowl and add sugar so it becomes a thick liquid. Place the liquid over the shit in the pie tin. Cum all over the top, and cook it in the oven, before cutting in and eating it.

My friend had this really wierd fetish and decided to make a rotten lemon meringue pie. Gross!

by Master Dan April 13, 2007

rotten.com

one helluva site!

go to rotten.com now!

by Ian humpwild July 3, 2003

Rotten Banana

When a man cuts off his penis, puts it in a trash can, then comes back two weeks later and beats his girlfriend with it.

After Sally pissed off Jim, he gave her a rotten banana.

by Cristler May 17, 2009

rotten bannana

After having anal sex with your partner you make him/her lick the shit off of your penis.

Rotten bannanas taste disgusting

by Don Weber March 28, 2008

Rotten Cotton

Wiping a cottonball on a sweaty ballsack and tossing it at an unsuspecting victim

I just hit bill in the face with a rotten cotton

by Czszombie May 13, 2018

rotten eggs

1. to be subsituted for anything
2. ovaries that doesnt work
3. smelly eggs

1. "She's being such a bitch" is changed to "She's being such rotten eggs"
"What a shitty day" is changed to "What a rotten eggs day"
2. Claire can't have babies. She's got rotten eggs
3. I had rotten eggs for breakfast and my breath smell like rotten eggs. What a rotten eggs day.

by Mr. Rotten Eggs February 26, 2008