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by BigBoshMan November 2, 2008

Rapture Saturday

Also known as 'Judgment Day'; supposedly the day when Jesus comes back to Earth and takes all of the Christians and sends them to Heaven, to live for the rest of eternity. Meanwhile, the rest of the human race(the sinners, atheists, etc.), are left on Earth to duke it out in the battle between good and evil. The battle lasts for four-six months, until the Apocalypse occurs. Thus, the rest of the remaining human race is, at that moment, sent to the firing pits of HELL!

Dude, get your RIOT GEAR on, and the stereo system for the new mansion. We only have until tomorrow till Rapture Saturday!

by getitoffmee1232323 June 19, 2011

Rapture Failure

Having the feeling of being totally perplexed, confused, and bewildered that something you absolutely believe in and expected to happen, didn't. This usually results in loss of friends, reputation, and maybe your livelihood.

After the rapture deadline of May 21, 2011 passed, many believers whose hopes were dashed had an extreme sense of rapture failure.

by bluespiper July 15, 2011

Railton

Railton can be a forename or a surname. As a firstname, Railton is extremely caring, protective of his family, thoughtful and loved by all those around him. Everyone wants to be Railton's friend. Railton's tend to be good looking with a great sense of humour. Not an hour goes past when you are with Railton that there wouldnt have been lots of laughter and happiness. People are unsure of Railton's when they first meet them as unsure of what to expect but soon are relaxed and comfortable in his presence as the fun begins. The ladies feel very safe when with Railton as they know he will be loyal to them and make them feel like a princess. Railton's have a high intellectual capacity and are hard working. They have good DIY skills and handy to have in the home.

I can't wait to see Railton this week as I need to have some laughs.

The mirror needs putting on the wall, I must call Railton.

Everyone needs a Railton in their life

by Anon4218 April 7, 2017

raptorz

A twat, usually someone who snitches

Hey, you’re a raptorz!

by Maximum volcano May 15, 2021

Raint

A cool kid, get to know them better. They are epic even if they don’t seem like they are at first 😎

That’s my friend, Raint!
Hi Raint, I can see you reading this!

by ADemon November 14, 2021

The Penis Raptor

"The Penis Raptor" means to blow off inside a midget and grab their neck whispering "raptor attacker master whapper" and proceeding to choke them to death with your dick.

hey man guess what I summoned the penis raptor yesterday in that hoe and she bit my dick off and spit it into my mouth

by nebula49 December 31, 2020