raipt

1. Slang for the slang meaning of raped originating on a facebook message board. Generally used to express winning in a video game, or by winning an online argument.
2. Sometimes used when one is really losing a game, but wishes to express that the other team sucks.

1. Dude #1: "We totally raipt you guys at the last LAN party."

2. Score: Team A - 500
Team B - 480
Guy on Team B: "You guys are gettin' RAIPT!"

by ninjafu December 19, 2008

Baby raptor carrier

Any front facing baby carrier when used with a child approaching or past his first birthday.

Carlos brought his kid into the office again. He's carrying him around in his baby raptor carrier. I got too close and almost lost an eye to one of the swinging talons. Shouldn't that kid be in kindergarten by now?

by Not the real Jay-Z May 20, 2016

Raptured

To be spiked/harassed at a club or bar

“Babe, I got Raptured at Rapture last night!”

“Not again!”

by charleymcpope October 12, 2019

spiritual rapture

spiritus raptus:

1- an expression of passion or ecstacy

2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.

3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965

4- the final assumption of Christians (oh shit, not another) into heaven
see: End of Day's: but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)

Note: SR is not to be associated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don't see: huffing (it's played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)

In the preparation of Jesus, Mary had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *spiritus raptus my dick, yo!

by Rono December 12, 2008

raptor jesus

Nowere in the bible does it say that jesus isnt a raptor.

Lawl im in your base killing all your mans. -raptor jesus

by f1r3wAll September 7, 2006

raptor strategy

A phrase that describes a specific team tactic, originally used in Call of Duty 2. One team member attracts the attention of the opposing side while another team member engages in a flanking maneuver. The term references the attacking scheme used by velociraptors in the movie Jurassic Park.

Brad - "We need to raptor strategy them, so divert their attention while I sneak around and wtfpwn them."

Stephen - "Clever girl..."

by es taco April 24, 2010

John Raitt Chug(JRC)

The act of pretending to drink beer but actually leaning backwards over a balcony and holding the beer up to the side of your face thus pouring it off the balcony. Can also easily be done at a pasture party.

Kyle claims to drink thirty beers last night but after canceling out the John Raitt Chug(JRC)'s he only drank four.

by eatballs October 3, 2009