this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face
Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!
by AGBurton October 3, 2008
Get the chocolate pretzelmug. When one partner works extra hard to ensure that there are multiple separate pieces of poop that land on their partner.
“Baby, will you be dropping the pretzels on me later?” -Blake
“Of corse, you know it’s my favorite” -James Franco
“Okay, I’ll pack my shampoo” -Blake
“Of corse, you know it’s my favorite” -James Franco
“Okay, I’ll pack my shampoo” -Blake
by WhyAri December 30, 2018
Get the dropping the pretzelsmug. by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019
Get the Pretzelmug. Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.
I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.
by Maurading Twerk Team Captain April 27, 2014
Get the swiss pretzelmug. a rare scalp disorder caused by bleaching the hair may cause u to become a dumb mother fucker with pink or blonde spikey hair. may also have a skull tatoos pop up that have no meaning and sticks needles in his ass and drives a broke ass taurus with gay skulls all over it and has large, some may say huge love handles and looks like lance bass
omg dude look at that lance bass on steroids lookin mo fucker. god I hate him. he must have pretzel mange
by Dr. chig wung August 27, 2009
Get the pretzel mangemug. by Skyvessel May 19, 2021
Get the Pretzelmug. When your man bends your legs to far in sex and you say I'm not a pretzel and he bends your legs farther
by Angel stella November 30, 2020
Get the Pretzelmug.