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Devil’s Pretzel

An extremely graphic act performed by 3 of the boys. Usually involving a pretzel and all 18 of their orifices
“Hey Ellis let’s do the devil’s pretzel with a random tonight” - Johnny
by Jakemaynetoobigforthehouse December 31, 2025
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To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."
John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.
by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010
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pretzil

The douchebag's way of spelling, and saying, pretzel.
"I LOVE PRETZILS!!"
by Himynameisinexplicable April 22, 2014
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Pretzyl

That really awesome close friend that you have shitloads of stuff in common with. She could be your soulmate or the girl of your dreams. You would LOVE to go out with but you're best friend's already going out with her.
Person 1: Hey, why don't you ask *insert girl's name* out?

Person 2: I would, but she's already going out with *insert best friend's name*.. she's a pretzyl.

Person 1: haha. shame on you bitch!

Person 2: *kills himself by slitting throat with spade*

Person 1: O.O
by CerbeRAPE September 25, 2011
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Pretzeling

Like Spooning only more so. Maximum body to body contact. Some people do not like this, because they lose circulation and have various body parts go numb, but a small, dedicated, sensual sub-section of people are naturally drawn to this hyper-contact activity. Can occur before, or after, or independent of sex.
This new girl I am seeing is really into pretzeling. Full body contact and sweating all night long...
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 11, 2019
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Pretzeldent Bush

On January 13, 2002 appointed U.S. "President" George W. Bush fainted after choking on a pretzel, gouging his head on a table.
"You really think that Pretzeldent Bush would know how to respond to a disaster?"
by Hugh Johnson September 21, 2005
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