Neck up you parrots

To harden up, to get thick, to neck up

Neck up you parrots !!!!!

by Batcountry October 25, 2008

patron pussy

When a female can't orgasm because she drank too much alcohol. The shortened term "PP" may also be used. (Female version of whiskey dick).

He was fuckin me so good but I couldn't finish cause I had patron pussy.

I wish I didn't drink that much last night, he was hot as fuck and had a nice dick but I had the PP.

by Potatopie91 August 26, 2017

Patronus

When you're fucking someone and you pull out and yell "EXPECTO PATRONUM" as you ejaculate on their face.

I shot her with a patronus last night.

by Donnachang June 4, 2022

cock patron

n. one who frequently spends money on cock

Jacob thought Jody was such a good cock patron that he gave her a freebie.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

nail parrot

A religion originating from India in which it is believed that the universe including space and time was formed at the beginning of time when there was only a nail and a Parrot until the nail decided to go up the parrots ass causing the parrot to generate the loudest moan in history but it was inaudible due to the lack of air in space. (Also Tan is GAY.)

"Sir do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour nail parrot?"

by Sethcomics's March 17, 2020

The Dolly Parton

When you're titty fucking your girlfriend and the two of you are singing a duet.

"Brenda and I did The Dolly Parton last night. We sang 'Islands in the Stream.' I think I lover her, man." "Heavy."

by RoyCoup November 16, 2012

Parsons

A Parsons is a person who likes cats, is totally obsessed with kids' shows. Thinks other people care about him while everyone hates him. Overall failure in life.

'Hey guss big news' "No, shut up" 'I found a bug' "Nobody cares" '<imageshack link>' `lol, what a parsons´

by Joeytje50 June 28, 2011