picklebutt

1. (verb) When you stick a pickle up your butthole

2. (noun) A game where you try to stick a pickle up someones butt.

(verb) "Dude, you just picklebutted your girlfriend!"

(noun) "Let's play some picklebutt.'

by Mr.Fingerbuttule January 20, 2013

vacuum-packed cows

A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.

Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

packed

armed; using or carrying a gun

the warriors: "shit, the chicks are packed!"

by adh2 June 24, 2006

Sea Pickle

A turd that is left in the toilet when some ignoramous doesn't flush.

I walked into the john to be greeted by someone's sea pickle in the bowl!

by Larryfun September 4, 2005

pickledicklia

The abnormal souring of the penis; when you leave your junk in your gym shorts to long and it begins to smell funkishly.

Man...jogging that 3 miles gave me a bad case of Pickledicklia!

by corey forrester January 14, 2008

Pickle Twist

To ruin someones online game by not following the rules.

Stop being a Pickle Twist!

Stop Pickle Twisting Dave!

by SirPickle November 23, 2010

whatever tickles your pickle

whatever you want!

also:
Whatever Humps Your Camel
Whatever Floats Your Boat

me: What do you feel like doing today?
friend: Anything man, whatever tickles your pickle.

by shawtay June 10, 2005