Muppet Gapped

Getting gapped so hard by GodofYinandYang

When the enemy lose so hard in a league game it not just diff it a Muppet gapped

by Yomyslime August 8, 2021

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Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.

This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

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Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....

This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

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Noodle brained muppet

A completely brain dead imbecile.

That dude is a real Noodle brained muppet.

by John_doe42069 November 7, 2024

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Gluing the muppet

Finishing an important task

Sorry I can’t, I was gluing my muppet.
Sorry I can’t sing at church today because I was gluing my muppet.
My husband is in the basement gluing the muppet.
I was late for my wedding, I was gluing my muppet.

by DOUGHBOY HFX September 6, 2025

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