muffin loaf

Its when a girl has saggy vagina lips and teabags a guy with said lips

"Watch out for that girl man, she will muffin loaf you."

by Pogo December 28, 2005

muffin top

The abdominal spillover that results from a husky woman wearing a too-tight pair of low-cut pants.

Sweet Jesus! Look at the muffin top on that deuce.

by Fueled By Chalupas September 13, 2005

Fag Muffin

The term "Fag Muffin" is used to descibe a Fat Fag.

Holy shit, look at that Fag Muffin, He's one Fat Queer!

by Joe GDawg May 1, 2006

Hot muffin

When one cups his own fart into his hand, and then proceeds to place said cupped fart over his friends nose, creating a smell you can taste

Pedro finished his hard boiled eggs, farted into his hand and gave Krystal a nice hot muffin.

by gnosdingos March 28, 2009

Muffin Tin

Code for someone you know who pretends they aren't gay, but acts super gay.

Did you see when Scott checked out that guy's ass - muffin tin.

by McRockney September 27, 2008

Sugar Muffin

Amazing person, who would do anything for you and is the absolute best bestie you could ever ask for.
also formerly known as: Sexy Mama

"Yo! thats my Sugar Muffin!"

*Sugar Muffin walks by*

by robertuno April 25, 2011

muffintop

A rim of fat that bulges out above a "pleasantly plump" girl's too-tight pants. These girls usually don't realize that their outfits are completely unflattering, so it's best not to point this out. In today's modern McDonald's fed society, muffintops are not a rare sight.

As Tracy walked down the street, the fatty muffintop peeking out from below her wife-beater jiggled wildly. It was rather entertaining.

by mollymcb215 January 6, 2007