Mingus

a man so heart warmingly in love with you he will endure your pre-coffee rants and high kicks because he knows you will purr like a fat little cat chilling on his sac first thing post-coffee. ♡

Oh Mingus, let me lick your thumb!

by Krkič January 20, 2020

Ass Mong

A basic insult for some one who is pissing you off (annoying you)..

Used in same context as:
Dick head, Gimp, Prick,

"Stop watching porn you ASS MONG!!!"

by Clivey B November 9, 2004

mong

A peice of cloth to cover Male genitals yet revealing the buttocks. Developed by Upitang Sabazo inc. Provides comfort and Security and Freedom. One Of Europe's fastest growing fashion trends. Comes in Assorted colours, materials and shapes. One size fits all. XS.

Also Known as a Man Thong

Junior! that is one sexy mong you have on!

by Jethro81 November 10, 2008

mongaloid

a person who is stone dumb and/or fucking ugly ass hell

the bitch who looked like a cat was a fucking mongaloid

al makes up words like mongaloid at summer weight rooms, and states any one who dosent know wat a mongaloid is in fact is a mongaloid them selves

by kurt hudik November 1, 2007

Monguse

the word describing a noun or situation that sucks

It smells like a Monguse in here!

That person looks like a monguse!

I feel like a Monguse!

by singergirl1928 July 28, 2010

mogumbie

a computation system that is excrutiatingly slow in calculating a simple addition

it is a mogumbie system thats employed here

by Tony Belmar June 15, 2003

molgun

very cool gun, used for killing moles in your lawn

yo that molgun is tight

by John Freemans November 5, 2006