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show me the money

Where is the evidence; show me the proof;
If the election was rigged then show me the money!
by talk2me-JCH2 January 6, 2022
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A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."
Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005
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Money

Just candy that hasn't been born yet, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers
"Money is just candy that hasn't been born yet."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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Fuck Bitches Get Money

Fuck Love. Life is about money. Money makes the world go round.
-we broke up
- awwh, oh well. Fuck bitches get money, thug life
by slimshaaady December 15, 2011
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new money

The first definition says "The opposite of Paris Hilton"
I would like to correct that. Paris Hilton is new money, as her father made a big amount of money in little time. Her father. She is by no means old money.

A perfect example of an old money family is the Vanderbilt family.

New money is characterised by SUVs, Dolce & Gabanna, Juicy Couture...
New money individuals are looked down upon by old money individuals. However, the biggest snobs are new money as they haven't received a proper education and don't have manners, so they become unbearable people.
Jenny (new money): Oh my god, look at that girl, what is she wearing! Someone get her a trash can, hahahah. Where is my Gucci?

Selena (old money) (thinking): What an attitude.
by fromnh June 2, 2010
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Youtube Money

Getting paid by Youtube to make videos
Hey there, you're hott, wanna come to my pad? My bed's made out of youtube money

I get the youtube money and the youtube money/get the youtube money/and the views gonna come/I get the youtube money and the youtube money/get the youtube money/and you get none...a a a o o o, a a a o o o, a a...
by JizzCooler October 9, 2010
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nigger money

This is what we call non existant money.
Fuck d00D I've got nigger money today!
by WaterandWine March 8, 2007
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