loose road

Icy or snow covered road conditions

Loose roads: The roads are loose tonight.

by Aj the owl February 10, 2020

Loose cannon

A woman who keeps popping out offspring like they are stuck in the 1940's.

Yo, is that the loose cannon's child over there?

That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.

by Deputy Douchebag October 5, 2020

Loose Goosing

Verb: when you stick it in soft and pray it gets hard.

"Yeah, last night it wouldn't get hard, so we were just loose goosing it and it ended up fine"

by tamponcat April 13, 2021

Loose Noodle

when a man's penis protrudes through the opening of his boxers

Ted: Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Mike.

Mike: I would Ted, but every time i've sat down today i've caught a bad case of loose noodle.

by despicvble July 18, 2015

loose spaghetti

When you do it in the butt so much that your insides fall out and look like spaghetti

I saw my brother come home from work with loose spaghetti

by Fartmaster1 January 16, 2017

Loose Fit

Something that sort of belongs in a category, but not exactly.

That video of a kid falling down the stairs is kind of loose fit for r/childrenfallingover.

by burgersashimi September 29, 2022

loose whore

What some women act like.

Lucy is acting like a loose whore.

by Balls B. Hanging May 11, 2022