land of the infinate tinkles 

place were you go potty

i think its time to visit the land of the infinate tinkles

land of the infinate tinkles by meaghan bell November 21, 2004

Land-Whale

A whale that is on land that people expect to stop breathing, which they don't.

Ben: STOP BREATHING LAND-WHALE!!!
Nik: Nobody expects the Spanish Land-Whale to stop breathing.

Land-Whale by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

land seal

A lazy piece of shit who is hungover and requests food as they are out of there natural environment and cant move so they need nourishment.

Natalie is such a land seal she asked me to deliver her a bagel today!

land seal by Jumanjinegro March 7, 2017

land manatee 

Domesticated mature bovine.
Named for it's manatee-like grazing habits.
See cow

The land manatee walked slowly toward the fence and began eating the grass.

land manatee by Wallaby Warrior v3 February 25, 2010

land yacht 

A large, luxury sport utility vehicle

I almost got hit by a yuppie driving a land yacht

land yacht by webdev1972 December 9, 2007

Land Shark 

A Virginia Beach Budweiser sales rep who preys on female vacationers, getting them drunk on the alcoholic beverage of the same name in hopes of hooking up later.

Female 1: That beer rep keeps giving us free drinks.

Female 2: Ewww...stay away from him. He's a total land shark.

Land Shark by KSU1982 April 9, 2009

Land-fill 

When a male pubescent teen (or premature adult) ejaculates in their sleep, and wakes up to a belly-button full of their sploosh.

"I could tell my father had woken up with a land-fill when during breakfast, I gave him a friendly punch in the belly and a wet spot appeared on his t-shirt where his belly-button was located."

Land-fill by Clit Lint July 4, 2016