jerkasauras

1.A mean or cruel person.
2.Their attitude is that of a scary dinosaur.

Danny is being a jerkasauras because he won't stop being mean and making fun of Marla.

by Marla C. December 10, 2008

Jerk Baby

Someone who is such a jerk, they had to be born as one.

That guy over there is such a jerk baby.

by Wibly October 22, 2008

Jew Jerk

When 6 guys are involved in a circle jerk, but instead of a circle, they jerk off in the form of a star of david

Jim: Hey we're going to do a Jew Jerk in the floor lounge. Want to Join?

by c3 brother February 1, 2010

workle jerk

The pointless, forced, unpaid work social function that takes place outside of standard work hours. While this activity may be billed as a "team building" experience, it's true purpose is to stroke the ego of the most senior executive present, and the entire HR staff.

Jen: "Hey Dan, are going to your after work inter-office softball game?"

Dan: "It's mandatory. I hate these workle jerks."

by Noisy Ned August 6, 2010

Jerk

Adj. To take for a fool, to lie to someone, "pull the wool over someone's eyes" as in deceiving someone.

E.g. "He didn't tell me there was change left over - he 'jerked' me!"
The cop told the pickpocket "don't jerk me around, I saw you hand the wallet to your partner, who do you thing you're bullshitting don't play me!"

by Carlito'sWay December 14, 2010

Jerkover

The feeling of regret and embarrassment for a previous night's drunken antics, such as drunk dialing an ex, sending inappropriate emails or text messages, throwing up in front of a crowd, or having sex you didn't mean to have.

Ugh. I got wasted last night and slept with my boss, and now I'm having a huge jerkover.

by cobradeathmatch July 25, 2009

Jerk Shark

Much like a shark, this person under-exaggerates their ability at certain games. The jerk factor is added by the fact that this person does this to friends, not unsuspecting pool hall drunks.

Richard invites Greg over to play Guitar Hero, saying that he is only on Easy mode. Greg comes over only to get his butt whipped by someone who can 5 star his way through hard.

Under normal circumstances, Richard would be a shark. Because he did this to a buddy, he is a "jerk shark"

by CHRISGRE January 1, 2009