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Hit the phones 

Used on Twitter to dismiss liberals who try to explain why it’s the progressives’ and leftists’ fault that their weak candidate is unable to win. These kinds of “people” are affectionately known as shitlibs.

“Hit the phones” refers to phonebanking: making calls for a political campaign and therefore working to get a candidate elected. Therefore, if someone uses the phrase, it means they think a liberal is wasting their time harassing leftists and instead should be contributing to their campaign if it is so important to them that they win this election.
Liberal: “Vote Biden, or fuck off. We have two choices: fascism or democracy. A vote for anyone else is a vote for Trump. Why? Because I said so.”

Anyone with a brain: “Hit the phones, lib! Voters aren’t gonna convince themselves! Every minute you spend not making calls for Biden is a minute spent making calls for Trump.”
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hit him with a rake

the most common retort used by musicianforum members, AKA MXicans when someone posts about.. well, pretty much anything.

this retort was originated from a thread made by blockhead whose dad called him a jew and he hit his dad with a rake.
person: so yesterday i spilled this cup of coffee and my manager fired me

MXican: hit him with a rake LOLOL
hit him with a rake by BIoTeCH September 17, 2005
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hit the jump 

To click a link at the end of a short article to read the rest.
hit the jump by uninformed December 17, 2008

Hit Marker 

When you shoot somebody in COD and dont get the kill
FUCKING HITMARKERS! I JUST SHOT THIS KID IN THE DAMN FACE AND I GOT A HIT MARKER
Hit Marker by tman7442 December 26, 2011

hit it and quit it 

Have sex, skeet, and never talk to that bitch ever again
I was drunk so I hit it and quit it
hit it and quit it by mexicant April 17, 2005

hit the bong 

yo, man, let's go hit the bong
hit the bong by Kore February 24, 2004

Hit that mothafucka in da woods

The art of hitting a baseball (the mother fucker) over the fence and deep into the metaphorical woods behind the fence. Otherwise known as a home run.
Player1: Damn, he hit that mothafucka in da woods!

Player2: Dude we're in the desert there are no woods but, man did he knock the hell out of that ball or what?!