hawaiian hand grenade

When you are masturbating and just as you start cumming, your mother walks in and you start fumbling with your penis like a pineapple as your desperatly trying to hide it

Knock knock sweetie, its just me

ohhh noooo mum stop! Ahhh

Oh dear, i see you have a hawaiian hand grenade, supper will be ready in 10 minutes

by te anau boy April 13, 2015

Russian Hand Grenade

The act of taking a shit then proceeding to jizz on it. The bomber then takes the Russian Hand Grenade and lobs it at his partner's face whilst screaming, "Fire in the hole!"

Shane: "Hey were you playing Call of Duty last night?"
Harold: "No I was just throwing Russian Hand Grenades at Kamran."

by Sharpy123 September 12, 2009

holy hand grenade

Codenamed: "rabbit killa'" A device of mass destruction engineered and developed by monty python.

Thou shelt lob thy Holy Hand Grenade at the foe, only after the count of 3.

by mad at the world February 28, 2003

grenade soup

This is when an attractive girl has gained a significant amount of poundage for no explanable reason.

God almighty! That bitch was hot last summer, but she's been eating grenade soup.

by Jon Downey September 25, 2006

frag grenade

A marker most commonly used to indicate where you should not be standing

rather dashing Englishman: Oh My! there appears to be a frag grenade at my feet!

Quite a proper sort of chap: Well it is rather a good job someone put that there or you wouldn't have known where you should not be standing is it not

by Alexander- It's rather a lovely name isn't it February 9, 2008

Grenade

Ugly chick

Victoria and her Barrie friends are grenades by definition

by flyguy1579 November 7, 2010

the grenade launcher

when youre with your boys and the only way for everyone to get some is for you to hook up with the fat bitch you must the dive on the genade taking one for the team

brett is the designated grenade laucncher

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004