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Goon Piggy 

A gooner that has lost their mind so deeply they can do nothing but oink
I'm a goon piggy for you daddy oink oink oink oink mmm boutinela
Goon Piggy by RockyCanoa March 2, 2023
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goon juice 

Cheap wine that comes in a cask and costs about $1/Litre
goon juice by blabbermouth June 18, 2004

Goon Bitch

When there's a group of hot chicks, slam pigs no doubt, it often includes one girl who is fuckin ugly. This is the goon bitch. She is not only less attractive, but she is also a massive (not literally, necessarily) cock block. Consequently, she spends a lot of time interrupting your conversations with the hot girls.

The two major qualifications, provided that she is in a group of hot chicks, are heinousness and a Ph. D in Cock Blockery.
Pirate #1: Ahoy! Slam pigs!
Pirate #2: Avast Matey, beware the goon bitch!!
Goon Bitch by Mike Fellatio November 16, 2005

goon love 

A goon a real man that's a 'G' thug that's in love.
We have Goon Love

Goon Move 

Noun

A decision people make that is somewhat stupid. Usually made a decision made by a group of friends planning to do something
Nico: Gordon wanna run down the street naked?
Gordon: Bro let's do it that's such a goon move.
Goon Move by omshure November 19, 2019

Goon Zombie 

A person usually male that can only think of gooning to celebs
fuck i love olivia so much i'm goon zombie
Goon Zombie by RockyCanoa March 2, 2023