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ear goggles

Ear googles have better bass response than those cheap bud headphones brosef.
by POG November 29, 2004
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indian goggles

Listen, the whole reason it is called the Indian goggles is because you have to dot her head with your asshole after putting your balls over her eyes.
She said she wanted to look more ethnic so I gave her the Indian googles.
by Big Pimpin January 16, 2004
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laguna goggles

Obnoxiously oversized sunglasses that girls wear in order to A: Cover up 3/4ths of their ugly face B: Mimic the rich cunts seen on MTV's Laguna Beach.
"Wow, look at that dumb bitch in her Laguna Goggles"
by CrunchyBlac May 31, 2007
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Stevens Goggles

Very different from beer goggles, it is an insane amount of alcohol needed to make the Stevens Institute of Technology's girls look like average girls. Many girls believe there is a female version, but they are wrong because they are ugly females, and their opinions do not count.
Guy 1: Last night I had sex with this hot girl
Guy 2: No you didn't brah, she was that smelly butch dike from your chemistry class
Guy 1: Fucking Stevens Goggles
by Johnny Cash Thompson December 28, 2008
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Chinese rain goggles

when a women squirts her juice on to a man face from a stand position .
jizz on face , Chinese rain goggles
by Bigdaddyhughes1031 January 7, 2012
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Arabian Goggles

When your testicles are placed over a woman's eye sockets while she performs fellatio.
During an act of fellatio,the woman lies on her back on a bed, couch, etc. while the man receives oral sex. During this the testicles will cover the woman's eyes. During deep throat penetration the testicles will 'smack' the woman's eyes repeatedly.

Ex: Yo dude I had Jessa laying on her back with her head hanging off the couch and I throat fucked her and gave her the Arabian Goggles.
by Koozy September 15, 2006
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Cooper Goggles

Possibly the first noticeable side-effect of attending the cooper union. Like beer goggles, cooper goggles impair your sense of judgement especially in dealing with the attractiveness of a potential mate.
"well now that i've got my cooper goggles on, the world seems infinitely more attractive"

"before cooper i would have never even dared to touch someone that ugly. yesterday i fucked him."
by sosucky April 10, 2010
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