Fart fruit

Another word for beans

Did you see all those fart fruits Kendall just ate? He's going to be farting like a trombone

by TheDobbus May 6, 2018

Fruit Salad

What you see when you are mooned by a male. It is the collection of man-junk from a rear view.

While being mooned by Cassidy, I had the un-godly privilege of seeing his fruit salad.

by jamminjay October 18, 2002

Fruit Basket

The act of pulling your pants down, tucking your penis and testicles between your legs and behind your buttocks, then bending down to touch your toes while showing your bundled gonads and ass crack. Looks simliar to a large eye, large forheaded, long nosed cartoon character.

Kevin is in the hospital...should we send him a fruit basket?

by Higgy October 6, 2004

Fruit by the Foot Fetish

The act of using this popular fruit roll-up treat to stimulate and arouse your partner in a number of ways including blind folding them with it, wrapping it around their penis when giving a blow job, or rubbing it on a woman's genitals.

Who knew Jenny's Fruit by the Foot fetish would have given me the blow job of the century?

by mlvd742 December 5, 2009

Fruit Poop

When you orient yourself opposite of how one would normally sit on a toilet and face the wall. You use the top of the toilet as a bar-top to place your bowl of Fruit Loops. You then proceed to enjoy the Fruit Loops as you defecate.

I was running late for work and had no time for breakfast, so I had to take a Fruit Poop.

by Fishy Vag April 24, 2011

fruitatarian

Someone who will not eat meat or animal products and refuses to eat any vegtables, fruit ect without it falling off a bush or tree ect first. They refuse to be responsable for the death of things that are living.

A: "Do you want some strawberries i picked earlier with cream?"
B: "No thanks, I'm a Fruitatarian"

by DizzyTizzy November 14, 2007

Grape fruit shooter

A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.

"Real slick tim, now your car sounds like an asshole and is still slow"

by Sam February 27, 2004