When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.
"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

GOLDEN EXPERIENCE
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by yo mama 😎 May 20, 2022

by Anonymous_012398 October 12, 2022

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Give me a break. Anyone stupid enough to buy into that as an explanation needs to be murdered immediately.
Hym "This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does. This is just another false pretense you're using to both participate in it and perpetuate it. And even if it was, if you're not including the 16 year old school shooter who randomly developed a rare form of schizophrenia 5 years before schizophrenia generally develops... Then you're omitting data so you can manufacture the outcome you want. Which is, in explicit terms, 'I get everything stolen from me and fail to stop people from harassing me I perpetuity and then I work a job I hate until I die while you act like a smug asshole because you think you deserve to have a better life than me or that I should have to do the things you do.' So, yes. You doing this and your kids doing it is getting them shot. I'm definitely glad it's happening now. And I hope you DON'T believe me, keep getting your own kids killed, and then tell yourself whatever it is you tell yourself as other people's kids die. It's what you want ME to do AND you think we should have to do the same things. So there! We're doing it! You're getting what you want!"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

Basically a 'scapegoat' for Google so that the AI-generated overview can't be held accountable if the content is wrong.
Do we need to eat three meals a day?
Search Labs | AI Overview:
We need to eat three meals a day, as it helps distribute your calorie intake evenly throughout the day, preventing extreme hunger pangs between meals, allowing for better control over your appetite, and ensuring you get a balanced diet by spreading out your nutrient intake.
Generative AI is experimental.
Oh of course my body can’t function without only two meals yes ?
Search Labs | AI Overview:
We need to eat three meals a day, as it helps distribute your calorie intake evenly throughout the day, preventing extreme hunger pangs between meals, allowing for better control over your appetite, and ensuring you get a balanced diet by spreading out your nutrient intake.
Generative AI is experimental.
Oh of course my body can’t function without only two meals yes ?
by Kayu Berkarat March 16, 2025
