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A gay slang for saying "I want to choke on your 12 inch cock so badly"

Hey, so why can't I send attachments to this discord?
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by ayxdo September 29, 2021

Epic Fail Whale

1) When things fail so bad that not even the phrase "Epic Fail" will work

2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"

3) When attempting something stupid and failing

!) Bluefir111: I saw a building in San francisco that was called "Epic" I wanted to run up to the building and spray pain "Fail" at the end of it, but I got caught.

Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.

by bluefir111 July 12, 2009

epic fail noob

A person who epic fails, especially in computer fighting games.

i.e. I was playing Halo 3 on XBOX with a mate of mine. i have an energy sword, and he just has a lame old pistol. i lunge at him, point ****ing blank, but epically miss. he just whips me once with his pistol, and pwns me in one hit. This, therefore, makes me an epic fail noob.

by T3h 133735t 3p1c f@1l n00b eva December 6, 2009

Epic gamer moment

An epic gamer moment is when an epic gamer gets a win and the entire lobby has a massive orgasm

Bro, Bro that dude just pulled off the best epic gamer moment *starts moaning*

by gamergirl69 69 69 August 29, 2019

epic phail

Epic Phail is used when Phail doesn't explain just how much the person or thing phails.

(Someone trips while walking, drops something glass, misses when playing basketball, etc.)
You exclaim: "EPIC PHAIL!" ("Epic Phailure" works just as well.)

by Adam (epic) August 29, 2007

epic gamer

an epic gamer is someone who games 24/7. Wake up, game ufeel.

flavy plays rust 24/7 cause he’s an epic gamer.
joe and oel play fortnite all the time cause they real epic gamers.

by non epic gamer ylime June 4, 2018

Epic Win

A win or victory of some nature which falls in the following categories
-An overwhelming Victory over an opponent
-A victory thats been snatched from the jaws of defeat
-An unexpected victory from an underdog
-Something fantastic thats happened or worked out unexpectably well

Guy 1:How the hell did you do that!?
Guy 2:It was a good win yes
Guy 1:No, it was more than that, it was an Epic Win!

by kieranRal February 11, 2008