dildo

sometimes confused with a lightsaber,
the Jedi Counsil denies the claim.

"We promise, these are only used as weapons, not ass toys!" - Jedi Master Yoda

by Wesside January 12, 2005

dildo

a species of tree

oh yes it is... look it up in a dictionary.

by Alianne September 13, 2003

Dildo

1) A fake, rubber penis used by women to mastribate.
2) A slang term for penis.
3) A stupid person.

1) She used a dildo during mastribation.
2) His dildo is seven inches long.
3) Krysti is such a dildo!

by iamsohappytoinsulteveryoneiknow June 19, 2003

dildo

a plastic rod that people pleasure themselves with. it is often accompanied with a lubricant and a videocamera.

i thought it would be funny to shove a dildo in my boyfriend's ass when he wasn't looking to see how he felt about anal sex, but for some reason he didn't like it.

by angie scott February 20, 2003

dildoface

A face resembling that of a dildo or sex toy; cockface. Usually negative.

That teacher who failed me is such a dildoface.

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

dildoic

of or relating to a dildo

The giant highlighter is dildoic.
We had a dildoicly good time in the meadow.
This soda bottle is not only phallic but also dildoic

by Ncik May 2, 2004

Dildo Faggot

A phrase that goes through many peoples' heads, but they are too embarrassed to tell anyone. It is a standard insult, synonymous with Faggot, asstard, and nigger faggot.

guy: Bob you are a DILDO FAGGOT!!!
bob: wat teh fuke u tekkin aboot?

by TheAssMaster January 14, 2010