crunchy

(adj) horny

Feeling crunchy today?

by peanut butter bunny rabbit October 18, 2003

crunchy

A person- but usually linked to females- that is naturally brunette but is blonde on the inside. Just as a Crunchy chocolate bar is brown on the outside but a golden yellow on the inside.

The scene: two girls (both brunette) are sitting against the outside wall of the toilet block, one crying.

"Oh my god Karren, did you just walk into the male toilets again?! You are SUCH a crunchy!"

The scene: two 17 year old boys walking on the feild at school, staring at a particular brunette girl who has just walked into the male toilets

"Damn that girl is a crunchy! If only she had big boobs.."

by Blondie:) October 11, 2006

Crunchy Muffin

Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.

Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?

Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010

Crunchy

Something that makes you feel warm inside or is a klisha scene.

A girl said, "the scene where they were talking right infront of the fire was really crunchy."

by Shuligan October 2, 2005

Crunchy

noun: crack

Hey.. rolled that blount up.. don't put no crunchy on top

by oldschoolpimpage April 1, 2009

crunchy

To be mad, sad, or another word for saudy.

That mad kid over there is crunchy. like on a scale of 1 to crunchy, he is the capn cruncher. His crunch level is through the roof.

by The Crunch Muffin February 22, 2011

crunchy

it means terrible.

man1: THAT KID IS SO UGLY
man2: thats so crunchy!

lady1: that girls outfit is not very attractive.
lady2: yah so crunchy.

by tartycar February 7, 2009