A term to describe someone's embarrassingly small penis and claim that it is massive. - First described by @_james_3005. 2017
Chelsea "He has a massive penis, Chantelle told me yesterday after she slept with him"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"
by THESPITFIRES October 19, 2017
Get the Crotch Thumb mug.Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.
Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.
She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.
I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.
I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
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by Arm Head June 1, 2018
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Krawn-ch
/ verb /
a. The noise made when something hard and brittle is broken (whether by biting, crushing, or other methods of destruction). Usually refers to something that is not supposed to be bit or broken, but was anyways. Like crunch, but with emphasis
Krawn-ch
/ verb /
a. The noise made when something hard and brittle is broken (whether by biting, crushing, or other methods of destruction). Usually refers to something that is not supposed to be bit or broken, but was anyways. Like crunch, but with emphasis
by chonchybois December 25, 2019
Get the cronch mug.She was really amazing in bed, however, I was really put off by the cacophony of crotch thunder towards the end.
by Patlanskyjake February 17, 2023
Get the Crotch Thunder mug.When a woman has both female (Cats) and male (Dogs) partners, making her a whore. Can also be used to define a STD that entails a cacophony of meows and barks emanating from her crotch-al region.
Dude did you see that chick? She was hot!" "No man, she plays both sides... a typical case of kennel crotch.
by Immortal Jellyfish October 3, 2010
Get the Kennel Crotch mug.Michael was riding his bike and heard Rupert's car pull along side him and yell "move it you dancing crotch"
by Willie El Perro May 24, 2011
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