1 definition by THESPITFIRES
A term to describe someone's embarrassingly small penis and claim that it is massive. - First described by @_james_3005. 2017
Chelsea "He has a massive penis, Chantelle told me yesterday after she slept with him"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"
by THESPITFIRES October 18, 2017