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Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.
Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.
by Saltyseadog75 August 2, 2018
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Clay

i love clay so much hes great af
hes always so cute an kind,he loves calling me his gf i love it sm,hes a very masculine man and funny af i love his 1000 eye pics in my gallery
by luzie<3 November 21, 2021
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Asher Clay

Asher Clay is the kind of guy you need in your life. His dick is so fucking long and his ass is so round and thiccc. He doesn't need to go out pimpin' for the hoes, they surround him; his massive cock their source of life. His cum repairs wounds and can be used to heal all sorts of ailments, just by digesting his jizz.

Asher Clay is the dude that if you cross him, than he will get you and never let get away with your wrongdoing. This nigga loves to play wit you, but his darkside comes around the corner real fast.

Asher Clay is a daddy for sho with Alpha energy, a real king. No fake-ass nigga can even come close to him.
Asher Clay's only weakness is his love for the homies. He'll help them whenever they need it.
"God I had Asher Clay in me last night!"
"OMG really? Was it good"
"The best! He's so big and his cum is delicious!"

"Asher Clay is a real one!"
"Yeah he'd. do anything for the homies!"
by graystone227 December 19, 2023
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Clay

The most amazing man in the world he is the best person you could ever meet he is so adorable and loveable he gives the best kisses and cuddles once you get to know him he is a horny dork and he is a big gaming and anime nerd and he is amazing and creative in his own ways
by fizzstxr February 4, 2022
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Clay Bertrand

The act of painting yourself gold for explicit purposes, named after the scene in Oliver Stone's JFK where Tommy Lee Jones as Clay Shaw (under the alias Clay Bertrand) paints himself in gold during a trippy homosexual orgy.
"My girlfriend totally did a Clay Bertrand on me last night, got me so horny".
by Ranky64 July 26, 2017
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Clay

The MudWing member of the Dragonets of Destiny in Tui T. Sutherland’s book series Wings of Fire

(He is a precious baby; protect him at all costs)
Peril: Clay! Did you eat a shit ton of anti-tank landmines again?
Clay: my bad
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Clay

Clay is the absolute coolest and bestest friend ever. He will always be there for u and is the most awesome ever. this definition is totally unbiased and not written by Clay.

Give Clay your money and candy. Forfit all mortal possesions to Clay
give Clay your money now.
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