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Chauncey

An imaginary friend that you can always count on. Usually in the shape of betta fish, and is always the life of the party.
Chauncey? Chauncey's here? This must be the hot new place!
by Wordmaster2000and1 January 16, 2015
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Milky Chance

Probability of encountering semen
She wants to get pregnant, but doesn't have a very good milky chance.
by conarry November 11, 2014
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Chance

Total douchebag who is self-absorbed, but does not like himself very much because he has a small dick. Lives in a fantasy world of thinking everyone might like him, but people really don't. The ones that have gotten to know him, quickly discover that he is a jackass, and has MAJOR issues. Jealousy should be his middle name. Skinny ass white boy who needs his ass kicked on a day to day basis because he has a big mouth.
Guy #1: Dude, I finally got my license.

Guy #2:(Ignores dude 1)

Guy #1: Chance, did you hear me?

Guy #2: WTF man? I've been playing COD for 8 hours straight and you just screwed up my concentration.

I.E. see: small dick syndrome , what the hell is up with your hair?, dude, can't you see you are creeping her out?, get a clue NOBODY likes you, get a life, and get out of mine, freak does not cover it, and not in the good way either,boy who is confused about his sexuality
by YouSuckGetAClue February 3, 2010
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chaunce

n. one who exhibits qualities of coolness, baller status, or extraordinary skills and abilities.

v. to accomplish a goal, achieve a great feat, or in slang terminology "light something (someone) up"

adj. used to describe a noun that is admirable, worthy of praise, or in slang terminology "off of the chain"

Also see: Chaunce Diebler
n. "That kid has a .350 batting average? what a chaunce."
n. "What's up chaunce? You wanna hit up a couple shawtys (females)?"

v. "I chaunced all over that latin test."
v. "You wanna a get a couple of sodas, a few burgs, and just chaunce it up for a little bit?"

adj. "Lup-Dog is an absolute chaunce."
adj. "That banging body was chaunce."

n. v. adj. "Whats up big chaunce? You wanna chaunce on a little bit of Fifa? I think such an activity would be chaunce."
by Big Chauncy October 27, 2008
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chanced

When the bowl is almost done and the chances of ash being sucked through are very high. The last hit in a bowl. Generally not even a good hit.
"Hey can I get a hit of that? Is that still going?" - Dude
"Yeah, dude, go for it. It's chanced, though." - Me
by Mud E York September 8, 2013
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Chance

A kid who never what’s to fuck off.
Sup chance
by BigChunguZ December 11, 2019
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Chance

A person who is normally a jerk to friends and likes to kick people in the shins.
OMG he is such a Chance!
by Jakefrmstfarm0 November 4, 2019
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