Braeden

A Braeden is a very cool gal. She is super pretty, athletic, and thicc. All the boys like her, but sometimes she thinks she isn't good enough although she is. Girls get jealous of Braeden all the time, so she gets involved in unnecessary drama often. A Braeden has lots of friends, but has one best friend that shes inseparable with. If Braeden tells someone that she likes you, you are a very lucky boy, because she rarely admits her feelings, so it must mean a lot to her. A Braeden may seem rude or blunt if you've never met her, but once you get to know her she is very sweet and goofy. You're lucky if you have a Braeden in your life.

"Bro, I think I like Braeden." "Seriously man, I liked her before you!"

by doraiscancelled December 13, 2018

breadnipples

When you slap a chicks tittys with slices of bread, leaving crumbs on her erect nipples.

She was being verbally abusive during sex, so I gave her breadnipples.

by ReaperSoulios December 22, 2018

Braden

Braden is a jenerous caring boy who would stand up for his girlfriend. People called Braden’s girlfriend would be called Skye.

Becky: he’s so hot Braden is

Skye:DONT mess with him he’s MINE

by Skye is pretty June 8, 2019

Braden

A man obsessed with the phrase “ballsack”. He loves kissing his friends goodnight and going the extra mile in school. His parents are Paul Beaney and Bobbie Thompson. Bobbie is now with a disabled man named Shawn. Shawn loves grilling while practicing tricks in his wheelchair. Shawn also is a top 5 player in wheelchair basketball. Braden really loves doing anything for his friends, even if it is considered homosexual. His first and last name is considered a meme. He also loves mooing, who he learned from Shane Smith.

Braden - “Nice Ballsack, Joey”

by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019

Braden Boi

A meme that is very popular on tik tok

Braden boi ate some cheese

by REee kid November 6, 2019

bradenitis

This is a mental ilnes for mentally retarded people generally associated with the name braden. One with bradenitis does a lot of bradenata and bradenataest. Side effects of this illness will be stupidity of the highest order and you will be a bit foxx ommok

The sun goes around the earth and I live on the moon

Oh no hope you are not suffering from bradenitis

by Foxxilpufti July 17, 2020

Braden

Has a big old monster shlong good friend but his sholng is the biggest in the group so far

Braden's dick is huge

by anonymous September 24, 2020