bored shitless

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

by T1988 November 11, 2006

Bored

When you have nothing to do because you have no friends, so you make random definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Daisy: broski whats with all the definitions
Me: i was bored
Daisy: get a life
Me: i tried

Daisy: try harder

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Bored of jacking off

When you're bored of masturbating but you do it anyway because you bored of everything else too and at least that gives you some kind of feeling.

This being defined as

You: man I'm so bored of jacking off but honestly everything else feels the same so I guess I'll masturbate.

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny February 21, 2022

Dead bored

bored till like a dead person.

Alissa : heyy girl, hows yesterday?
Me : dead bored.

by Beandots January 29, 2009

break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored

Song by Ariana Grande from her Album "Thank U, Next"

You need to listen to the song first
"Have you heard break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored? It's lit!"

by 3 AM FEELS February 9, 2019

boreass

a person who asks a simple question not worth answering thus wasting the time of the person asked

Tom: Should I bring my notebook to class tomorrow
Teacher: Of course you boreass!

by Elling August 21, 2005

borecrastination

When you are bored while procrastinating.

John: "Hey man you been learning for the exam?"
Jack: "Nah man, just borecrastination"

by MasterOfNoneV2 September 18, 2016