bism

The piece of flesh between a woman's vagina and her anus.

I'm sure I was told this meaning when I was in the army in 1985 - have used it ever since.

You shaved your muff but not your bism.

by vegasrockstar June 25, 2012

bismarck

Probably the best kind of donut(doughnught..whatever). Also the capitol of North Dakota. The Olsen twins were born here.

Let's go to Bismarck.

by The Terminator July 21, 2008

Glazed Bismarck

When a man ejaculates into his partners mouth and then his partner briefly sucks on his testicles with the semen still in their mouth. Thus producing a glazed look on the man's testicles.

So the other night Marge gave me a glazed bismarck and it took me around an hour to clean off my crusty ball hairs.

by Nasty Marloins February 28, 2011

Bismillah

No, Bismillah does not mean God, it actually means God help me, or God give me strength.

*just heard Bush is re-elected* 'Ey Bismillah!'

by ReZa September 14, 2005

Bismarcked

When something happens to you that you wish had never happened.

Ted was walking down the street when he looks up to see a girl that he went on two dates with and never called back.

Ted got Bismarcked

by swash buckler May 8, 2009

bigsmall

something small that has the characteristics of something much bigger.

'that mini corsa is bigsmall'

by bellamorte January 4, 2006

Biased Judge

When two or more attractive girls pal around with an unattractive girl. The attractive girls all receive high marks on the attractiveness scale (8-10), whereas the unattractive girl does not (no more than a 4), making her the Biased Judge: the individual who brings down the composite score of the group.

Dan: "Check out the pack of hotties. Nines, at least."
Brian: "Yeah, but they're hiding a Biased Judge at the center."
Dan: "WOAH, good call, what an average killer."

by CMcD April 3, 2009