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rap it before you tap it

Dude, rap it before you tap it or she's gonna get pregnant!
by ganstamomma January 10, 2011
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Suicide nut before November

On October 30-31 a male is supposed to get real close to climaxing then scream someone’s name in their house. The point of “suicide” is you have to clean up before they come into your room. Good luck!
Jim was watching porn when he had a great idea to do the Suicide Nut before November and yell his moms name. Luckily he didn’t get caught.
by IeatASSandAlotOFit October 30, 2019
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Spoon it before you ruin it

The action of spooning before beating up the pussy.
The girls love me because my dad taught me to 'spoon it before you ruin it!"
by Bazho Underbaggage August 22, 2016
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bros before hoes kc

^^what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping with you after school and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it has become increasingly apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term.

a special mention to: rachael chow and bridget tang (寶貝)
"bros before hoes" i uttered under my breath as she was pulled from the train

she whispered a pathetic "sorry" all the whilst avoiding eye contact with me, before promptly receiving a multitude of forehead hickies. does she feel guilt, leaving me in the dust? or is she void of human emotion, but a placeholder for the wonderful woman (?) she once was?

"bros before hoes kc" i muttered, moments before i ended it all.
by ifuckinghatenaomi6969696969 October 30, 2022
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try before you buy

pre-marital sex, trying the 'merchandise' before signing any 'contract'!
steve believed strongly in the try before you buy school.

lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.

try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'
by michael foolsley July 31, 2012
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lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.
A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.
by jeff October 1, 2004
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slip it on before you slip it in

1. rule before having sex right besides finding out if the chick has STD's

2.to put a condom on to prevent more accidents like YOU from walking around
dude: me and my girlfriend are going to get busy
wise friend: alright, slip it on before you slip it in
by gangsta99 October 7, 2007
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